The blogger: let me have another look..oh well those pants are ace.
The blogger: no, not going, not really worthy, price tags are quite high as well, no, let's save time and money.
The blogger: You know what? I'll go and sleep at my friend's that lives nearby H&M, if it's not bloody cold I'll go early morning to have a look, still thinking about that gold dress.
13th NOVEMBER 2013, MORNING
The blogger: no, too cold, not going..where is the rain cover for my Precious Baby's pushchair?
13th NOVEMBER 2013, LATE NIGHT
The blogger: OK I am here at my friend's just in case I change my mind and I wanna go.
Alarm set: 7.00 am
10 MINUTES LATER
Alarm set: 6.00 am
10 MINUTES LATER
Alarm set: 5.00 am
The blogger: you must be kidding, It's too cold and windy, let's go back to bed.
The blogger: Oh c'mon, hailstone won't stop the world right? I want my dress.
The blogger: Ready for an early morning walk my Precious Baby? Thanks God you can't talk..
Precious baby: somebody call the social services please.
The blogger: I am hereeeeeee, not bad, queue is not bad at all.
The blogger: Need to go to the toilet, Mum was right, never leave a place without going to the toilet first, damn it.
The blogger: So much fun talking to all the other girls, was a good idea to come even if I just want a dress.
The blogger: I have got my bracelet with the entrance time! I am in the third group and I can shop from 9.40 till 9.50.
9.00 AM The shop opens, first and then second group are allowed in.
The blogger: Hey! People, be reasonable, leave something for us! Hey you, no, put that dress down, I want it, leave one for me, bloody hell..but..wait a minute..let me see better..NOOOOOOOO is that dress backless? I don't want it anymore. I don't like it.
The blogger: should I go home?
9.40 AM: The Blogger's turn!
The blogger: I am in, not really interested in the collection anymore. Well, just because I am here I may have a look around. Nice scarf, oh look, I need a red shawl and this one has got the fringes. This lace top is better than it looked like in the pictures, I could easily match it with these pants.
Excuse me lady, is that blouse a 12? can you pass it to me please?
Precious Baby: where the hell am I and where has she gone now?
Security staff: Whose is this baby????????
The blogger: Let me have a look if they've got anything left online.
THE DAY AFTER
The blogger: Why, why, why, I didn't get the boots? What was I thinking? Silly, silly., silly me.